What I Learned From: American Psycho

Christian Bale looking silky smooth in American Psycho

During Patrick Bateman's beauty regime narration, there are plenty of good grooming tips, but let's be honest, they get a bit complex, with balms and oils and moisturisers... ugh. You want to keep it simple?:

"I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older."

There you go. A basic tip on keeping your skin looking younger for longer, and all it takes is using a no-alcohol aftershave. He may have a crazy person, but dammit if he didn't know his beauty regime.

Keep on looking smooth out there now.